- Akpos wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called his bank help line.AKPOS: (Angry) So what’s wrong with my ATM card.CALL GIRL: I’m sorry sir, can I cross check your account please?AKPOS: Please be fast joor, my clients from London are waiting.
CALL GIRL: Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and you should be able to use your card. Are you sure your card is not damaged or broken?
AKPOS: Are you insane? What are you insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do.
CALL GIRL: Okay sir, are you also sure the surface isn’t wet or stained with dirt?
AKPOS: Are you mad? An ATM card that I pet like an egg? As a matter of fact, I even laminated it last week when I laminated my identity card. http://funnyakposjokes.com/2014/04/akpos-joke-atm-card/
- Akpos was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key. His neighbour asked him “sir can I help you open the door?” Akpos said “don’t worry, just help me hold the house straight, I can open the door” http://funnyakposjokes.com/2017/05/akpos-joke-drunk-man/
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